
Chinese! Oh, what I would do for some shrimp fried rice right now. Oh, and teriyaki wings, I’d kill you for some wings...not really, maybe just break a bone.

Not anymore. I’m over traveling. I just want to stay in one spot until I die of old age.




Whiskey on the rocks. Whiskey with coke if I have to be social.

I have a husband, a son and a brother in-law that might as well be my son, so yes.

A Disney princess! Do I really need to answer this shit?

I feel like I’m a very caring and understanding person, who just so happens to not give a fuck
🤷🏾♀️

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I don’t have dreams, I have nightmares and my son is normally in them.

Cobwebs....
🙄 I may or may not be hiding a pack of double stuffed Oreos in my bag...
😉 keep that to yourself if you know what’s good for Ya.



Jordan, he’s my gift to the world. There isn’t a thing in my lifetime that I’m more proud of than him.

It depends on two things...what’s the endgame and can you look at yourself in the mirror after it’s all said and done?

Surviving...what about you?

Best: Cry tomorrow and fight today.
Worst: Cry tomorrow
Worst: Cry tomorrow

Don’t wait to tell someone how you feel about them. You never know how much time you have left.
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The sell-by date is for the store, it’s fine....Y’all it was not fine!
🤢


I would learn how to speak to rats or cockroaches...rats seem to always find food and shelter...people say roaches are the only thing that can live through a nuclear apocalypse...they got to know something about the apocalypse right?

I thought I said to keep your mouth shut about my
🤬 cookies!
😡



Is this conversation PG? Or R rated? Fuck it!
Anyway, Mickey and Minnie are in divorce court.
After hours of back and forth, the judge finally says, “I’m sorry Mr. Mouse but I legally can’t grant you a divorce based on your wife being mentally ill. It’s unconstitutional!”
Anyway, Mickey and Minnie are in divorce court.
After hours of back and forth, the judge finally says, “I’m sorry Mr. Mouse but I legally can’t grant you a divorce based on your wife being mentally ill. It’s unconstitutional!”
Mickey stared at the judge and slammed his little-gloved fist on the table and said, “I didn’t say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy!”
😂 I love that joke.

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Why the hell would I want to start a cult? Who made these questions?

Anything...I follow directions pretty damn well and that’s basically all that cooking is.

I’ll let you know in a few years.

I still have it but It got wet and won’t turn on...I really don’t care about the apps, but I’d kill to see the pictures again.

Overrated: Beyoncé...we all know Kelly held that group together
Underrated: EvE why didn’t we ever get another album
😭 why eve? Why!

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